Thursday, July 9, 2009

friends are like assholes

I realize folks, that I am not a nice person. I get that from my father. That and a love for good food and lots of booze. But as I pondered last eve, my varied collection of friends, confidants and mere acquaintances I realized something. Friends are like coffee. They aren't really good for you, but they sometimes make you feel good. Too much of them will give you a stomach ache and often lead to dehydration.

This isn't meant to suggest that I don't like my friends. I'm just saying that a little whisky makes them taste better..thats all.

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