father of the year award

now i hire two thai hookers at the same time. one wears a panda costume while the other one watches my kid.

sweet. she thinks im wrestling a muppet.

does this look infected?

evenings are a special time for me. i kiss the girls and send them off to bed and just sit. its my quiet time. my me time. i can get caught up on my letters to congress about stuff. i cangive my cats suppositories. (even if they dont need them, i think they like them. ) can you get paid for that?

that would be sweet.

i should do crafts.

holy shit check this out!

im sitting here writing to all of you, drinking filtered water from my brita filter and watching trisha throw out old gourds. sweet!

my head itches. i think im allergic to hair.